Obsessions.

letsdothewave:

richwhitelesbian:

lemonade was a popular drink and still is

WHERE ARE MY KEYS. OMG.

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

formaldejekyll:

permets—-tu:

honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”

docscratch:

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do you get the feeling that tumblr realises how apathetic its users are about updates

today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang

bludgertothehead:

the noble and most ancient house of #000000

dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany

every episode of scooby doo
guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*

drinking-for-two:

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

IM FUCKING CRYING