two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”
do you get the feeling that tumblr realises how apathetic its users are about updates
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang
the noble and most ancient house of #000000
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
IM FUCKING CRYING